Ask a Canadian

Episode 014

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 04:47:58 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about attacking the American moon base, spying on MILFs, whether Hoth is a city in Ontario, Canadian football, and Pucks.

Episode 013

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:00:13 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about cock mobsters, consuming mercury, furry trout, gigantic malls, and Mexican food.

Episode 012

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:46:47 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about banned words, rotund boxer Butterbean, live Googling, international wall-building, and lassoing the entire country of England.

Christmas Special 2011

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:46:55 GMT

It’s the Ask a Canadian 2011 Christmas Special! This week, Karl turns the tables on those pesky Americans to interrogate them about their embittered, oil-crazed land of mutants. Plus, we dive into Canadian iTunes to check out some of our most heartwarming reviews.

Episode 011

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:13:38 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about his changeling overlords, advice columnists, Feistmas, and the sad state of Canada’s lung cancer-based economy.

Episode 010

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:28:36 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about log-painting hellscapes, breast worship, lesbian witches, herb gardens, unsolved murders, Mighty Ducks, and the Disney vault.

Episode 009

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:13:49 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about what sorts of things fit in a person's ears, why Canada hasn't put a ring on it, Norsemen, whether Hudson's Bay can function as a vagina, half-people, supervillain duos, baseball legends, and flags.

Episode 008

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:54:36 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about the mythical Lightfoot, mispronunciations, squirrel colors, border patrols, sea CHUDs, skinwalkers, and painted yetis.

Episode 007

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:40:42 GMT

This week, we ask the Canadian about rashes, melvins, commonwealths, ass mayors, prairies, and aquatic birds.

Episode 006

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 16:28:45 GMT

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about electric shocks, wendigo lovemaking, socialism, suspenders, guns, hamburgers, air-filled candy bars, and Lexx.

Episode 005

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:03:10 GMT

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about bathtub cheese curds, Red Green, politeical science, scat singing, barrel-based socialism, beautiful canyons, Japanese tourists, and cow safety.

Episode 004

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:30:48 GMT

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about Newfies, Canada's beautiful lighting, the secret origin of Canada, key parties, sexy politicians, Somalian space programs, global warming, and demonic squirrels.

Episode 003

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:42:25 GMT

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about the similarity between his people and hawks, the mythical Canadian afterlife called Florida, the real story behind Tim Hortons, and the origins of Yukon tall tales.

Episode 002

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 23:53:54 GMT

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about metric versus real measurements, werewolves, flying canoes, sweet tea, leather bears, baseball bats with nails in them, free food, and everything else.

Episode 001

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:37:54 GMT

In the premiere episode of Ask a Canadian, we remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and probe him about summer, cheese, bagged milk, oil, sexism, and everything else.